Cablanasian

Caucasian, black, and asian.

Tiger Woods is on record saying he’s “Cablanasian.”

by Ryan Langley May 18, 2007

Carlan

Carlan a french black guy from montreal

Bonjour Carlan

by sara666333 October 17, 2010

Calandra

She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.

Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra

by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018

Callan

A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.

Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.

A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.

Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."

Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."

by Beefy Steve Stevenson November 13, 2012

Colandero

Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.

Origin: From English, colander.

Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!

by aromano August 25, 2013

carlanton

An orange haired, really ginger guy who likes to eat a fine bowl of cereal with milk every night.

Your hair is pretty Carlanton, you should probably shave it off.

by eccaZ February 9, 2018

CarolAnn Crackhead

When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.

Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.

This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.

With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.

You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.

She’s just a crackhead though.

CarolAnn Crackhead: Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my house and crawl to a party!

Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...

CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!

by BibleStudy October 30, 2018