callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

Callaway Hairstyle

For a frequent hair gel user who spikes only the front of his hair, the callaway hairstyle is a go to when these frequent hair gel users run out of gel and don't have time to get more. This style requires a quick tug and jerk followed by a handful of nut and a quick swipe of the hair. Holds just as strong as any hair gel there is.

I had a hot date last night and my dumbass ran out of hair gel, I didn't have time to go to the store. Good thing my boy jimmy c from Boy Scouts taught me the callaway hairstyle back in 7th grade or my hair would of looked like shit.

by Jsando99 November 29, 2016

callory

Peter Mallory is the biggest memelord. Mr Callory enjoys to be touched violently in his store cupboard.

The way to become one of these magical creatures is to use these words:
Taboo
Shup

* callory burps loudly* RAGOO *everyone laughs* SHUP

by Mr Callory April 19, 2018

Callon

Callon is a very cool guy for the most part. ..doesn't stick his dick into anything . Very sweet but moody .no sense of styles almost always loves Jordans .
Can't admit when he is wrong and prefers to order you tequilas than to say sorry .
Loves modified cars , stervy kinnes and being shady AF!

Ay don't be a Callon !

by MarleighAsh October 20, 2018

callosa

crazy amazing large lump on someones arm.

yo dude youve got a massive callosa on your arm

by 2goat4u June 19, 2019

callories

Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.

If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

caglow

When you have to poop but you cant so you forcefully remove it

i caglow because im smart

by caglower February 25, 2021