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cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
by 570 February 23, 2009
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cardboard programmer

You've just spent the whole day trying to solve a problem, a design problem, a bug, etc. You know the solution is simple but you just can't see it.

A colleague walks past and notices your anguish: "What's up?".

"Oh, I'm ...". You explain the problem and what you have done so far. However you suddenly discover the solution before you have finished speaking! So far your colleague has been as useful as a cardboard cutout.

This happens often and I think it is due to you having to present your problem to someone in a way that you think will aid their understanding, often dispensing with some of the details. In doing so, you also clarify your own thoughts, untying them in your mind to eventually cite a solution.

Sometimes all it needs is a cardboard cutout of your favorite GURU!

-- RussFreeman.

Also sometimes known as a Programmer's Dummy - DarrenTarbard
My Cardboard Programmer was outsourced to a shoebox in India.
by cellular January 21, 2015
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Facebook card

When you have a mass amount of people writing Happy Birthday messages on your Facebook wall.
"Hey, did you get Jessica anything for her birthday?"
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."

"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."
by yuudachi January 5, 2010
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credit card crotch (CCC)

When a girl gets horny and/or wet from seeing a man who appears to having money using a credit card.
Yo that bitch over there has a serious case of credit card crotch (CCC)! Just buy a round with your card and SHE'LL be fucking YOU tonight!
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
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disappointment card

Parents mostly say it but friends do to. Is the action to disappoint a parent or your friend.
parent: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

child: why did you have to pull the disappointment card on me, mother.
by not goated lmao September 9, 2019
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Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.
by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022
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Credit Card Required

When a free servicemakes you use a credit card
wow so "free"
huh that site says its free but I need a credit card required
by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022
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