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Candle cream 

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”
Candle cream by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022

Candle Holder

On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken 💍 friends

Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.
Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date

“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad
Candle Holder by Payless :) December 14, 2022

candle watcher 

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

candle lighting 

The stark opposite of "gas lighting". Convincing someone (without them being in the know) that they (or their ideas) are great or convincing them of something that is ultimately good for them!
Last Tuesday, Sam was candle lighting Carmen on the phone which worked as she wasn't sad after the call :D
candle lighting by wgrbjbfno334 December 3, 2023

candle munging 

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
candle munging by syncc March 25, 2024

candle tits

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.
Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.
candle tits by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024