butterfly wish

Wishes that are as fragile and fleeting as a butterfly, and just about as useful.

Girl 1: I wish I could get a better paying job, in a nice environment, away from all of this.
Girl 2: Well that's a pretty butterfly wish, but until you get up off your ass and do something about it, you're stuck here.

by Vyhaka April 4, 2009

Butterfetus

A very attractive woman who also happens to be pregnant.

"Did you see that hot girl walk by?"
"Yeah, but too bad she's a butterfetus

by TrainVolleyball June 1, 2010

butterfinger

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!

Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!

by fungiSD May 15, 2020

ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.

Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

by Steezeman May 4, 2007

butterfly teeth

When your two front teeth go in sligtly in the middle creating a wing effect.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a nice smile but if you look closely she has butterfly teeth.

by La Jedi Princesa September 25, 2006

Butterfly Keyboard

Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.

Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!

by bush did 911 December 24, 2018

Butterfilled

The act of sending an email to a colleague then immediately approaching said colleague before they have received the communication.

Trevor butterfilled Gregory.

by Darth_Konan September 28, 2020