Burning a mule

The act of taking a steamy dump....

Mark went to hand in his form, but HR was out burning a mule.

by Katelynne81 November 18, 2005

burning calories

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

by otay May 20, 2005

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people

bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people

by san diego mama January 8, 2012

Bring it back from the dead

When smoking "the herb" and the cherry starts to die, you yell bring it back from the dead! Who ever has the "herb" has to inhale as hard as he can until the cherry re ignites

Justin : yo man the cherry is going out
Mike : huh?
Justin : Bring it back from the dead man!!!
Mike : *inhale*

(cherry starts glowing again)
Justin : nice

by VancouverStoner August 30, 2012

Burning Toast

To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.

Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!

Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.

by clericassault January 1, 2014

Bufingled

Confused, winded, disoriented, baffled, surprised

After riding that roller coaster I felt completely bufingled

by Bufingled April 20, 2022