Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011
Get the Burger and a BJmug. by Theo's July 16, 2006
Get the burger suprememug. Conversation usually held between North American travelers in foreign country that revolves around the food they are craving for. Burgers are a favorite topic, and discussion about the temperature of the meat and the way the burger should be garnished are enjoyed and encouraged.
-If you don't stop burger talking right now, I'm going to poop myself.
-I think it's time for a burger talk.
-I think it's time for a burger talk.
by tolbor August 6, 2009
Get the Burger Talkmug. The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
by baller207 July 21, 2009
Get the grease burgermug. A Gunga Burger is the best burger you will ever taste and will make you straight away go “gunga gunga gunga gunga”
also cures nerd neck
also cures nerd neck
DrDoge307: *plays fortnite all night*
lil aku: dude your such a nerd neck have a gunga burger
*throws gunga burger*
DrDoge307: gunga gunga gunga gunga
lil aku: dude your such a nerd neck have a gunga burger
*throws gunga burger*
DrDoge307: gunga gunga gunga gunga
by Ryan and Chris hasbig nerdneck January 30, 2019
Get the Gunga Burgermug. Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.
British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018
Get the burger beatmug. When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!
You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!
You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009
Get the Krusty Burgermug.