ur homie a bronie

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started

Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

by the legit dictionary May 28, 2018

ford bronco

A SUV that us for the guys with the biggest dicks.. Ladies panties just suddenly become saturated and fall to the floor unexpectedly.. If you have a bronco you better be prepared to service alot of women especially ones that are in relationships with guys that own other makes, especially Chevrolets..

Wow that guy must have a massive pecker since he operates a Ford bronco..

by Ridintall November 20, 2018

bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

bronicorn

a very cool bro
it's a unicorn... and a bro ALL IN ONE! it is intercommunication of unicorns.

used as a noun, adjective, and compliment.

1. Hey bronicorn, check out my rainbow t-shirt.
2. That t-shirt is so bronicorn!
3. Bronicorns are cooler that your typical surfer brahs.

by fluffycakes August 17, 2011

bronco trolleys

A Bronco Trolley is Homestarrunner's favorite after-school snack. It is made by spreading peanutbutter on a triscuit, and then topping it off with a slice of orange.

"Hey mum would you like to try one of the Bronco Trolleys that i just made?"

by Ryan Goetz January 1, 2004

bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009