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Broccoli choo choo

When you don't know how to either answer to a message or simply to tell the other person that you've seen the message. A smiley face ":)" also has to be added in the following message.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going?
Person 2: Pretty good, my grandma just died.
Person 1: Broccoli choo choo
Person 1: :)
by Wynterise November 4, 2019
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broccoli top

n. - a roll, or multiple rolls of fat that are so large they can no longer be considered a muffin top, and must therefor be considered a broccoli top. another characteristic of the broccoli top is visible cellulite, that have a broccoli-like texture. ew.
michelle: ewwww, look at miranda's rolls! she's got the biggest muffin top i've ever seen!

max: its not even a muffin top. its more like a broccoli top.
by max oberbroeckling November 1, 2008
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Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.
jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.
by piggymcoink March 18, 2011
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Broccoli Argument

The attempt during a debate to use a comparison between two weakly related items to make a point that any intelligent individual would immediately dismiss as laughable.
Jon used the broccoli argument to counter critics of abortion by saying: "Just to be on the safe side, don't masturbate anymore, you'll be committing genocide when you throw the tissue away"

Justice Antonin Scalia originated the broccoli argument while debating the Affordable Healthcare for America act: "Could you define the market — everybody has to buy food sooner or later, so you define the market as food, therefore, everybody is in the market; therefore, you can make people buy broccoli" -
by MadScribe September 4, 2012
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broccoli ass

the smell that emits from the mouth after the consumption of broccoli
dude, did you talk to molly?
fuck no, her breath smells like broccoli ass
by d the mule August 4, 2007
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broccoli butt-burps

the result of Sourdough's broccoli salad.
I love this salad but it gives me broccoli butt-burps for two days
by clean underware July 6, 2011
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broccoli head

A vegetarian or vegan. Someone who only eats vegetables.
If you keep eating all those greens your head's going to turn into a broccoli." "Oh god Mike grew a broccoli head!
by theycallmeru November 22, 2010
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