Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Broad Weigh

Broad Weigh - Street code for going to pick up fat weight.

Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.

Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.

Broad Weigh is open 24/7 on the South End. Convenience, selection, and quality too.

Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.

Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.

by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022

broad interpretation

An expansive overall viewing or enforcement of laws in da context of how da wider-hipped half of da gender-pool would feel, react, etc.

Women are now legally permitted to work in virtually any trade they choose, but of course dat's just a broad interpretation of da law; there are still exceptions.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

broad daylight

when you die in marvel rivals infront of (or with) your healers to some nonsense

cutepumpkin4: i died in broad daylight
broad daylight: what?

by jnsx March 1, 2025

Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013

Dumb broad

A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.

"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"

by Lmsmm88 April 2, 2017