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Brandens penis

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018
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Brande

Of Amazonian descent. Typically blonde in hair and along with being a fierce warrior has a gentle heart. Although her beauty can easily be seen from a distance her true beauty lies deeper in her mesmerizing green eyes. She’ll unlock every door to your heart and make herself at home with her thoughtfulness and kindness. Vanilla scented and a body rivaled only by a goddess making men weak with a single glance and a strut. More commonly known as the real life Fifth Element, Supreme Being and has lips that will keep you dazed at the very thought of them.
Guy 1: “I met a Brande once, she stalked us after our first date.”

Guy 2:”I know, she tends to do that, she just likes people watching and she was annoyed that a Space Blob ate all the Guinness Cheese so she was looking to boost her spirits.”
by GingerSpaceBlob March 10, 2019
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branden

Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
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Branden

Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.
Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?
by Gughuy July 9, 2019
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Brandriona

Brandriona is the most beautiful person you could ever meet. She is loyal and has a lot of friends, and when she has a crush on someone she takes it very seriously. She also has a attitude if you decide to have one with her, If you ever have a girl named Brandriona, treat her right she will treat you with kindness and is the most loving and caring person you will ever meet in your life!
“Hey I got a friend named Brandriona and she likes you, you should go out with her”.
by Prettygirlleah3 September 11, 2020
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Brandreth

1: Dude did you just Brandreth because it sure did sound like it.

2: Yeah sorry.

3: Dude what the fuck. That’s nasty.
by JordMill55 September 29, 2020
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Branden

evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
damn branden he aint shit frfr
by yo momma ate that give me November 22, 2021
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