Jelly bracelets

It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.

Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

by Jessica June 29, 2004

loom bracelet

A bracelet children make out of other colorful bracelets (Rubber Bands). If your child or a child you know makes loom bracelets, possible side effects might include:

1-addiction
2-short-tem memory
3-the thought that you have started a business and are now rich for selling a loom bracelet to a friend, for $.50, which happened to cost your mom $1 to make. (your friend that is)
4-confusion
5- undeceive thoughts on what to do with your life
6-spasms

7-development of a manginis

Another word for Loom Bracelets can also be Cocaine for Children.

"Hey why are you sitting naked on your floor making loom bracelets?!"
"I was about to take a shower but then i saw these bracelets..."

by CallMeCinnamonOrFridayNight November 12, 2013

braces

A dental applicance worn for 2 - 6 years glued onto your teeth by an orthodontist. Usually associated with more annoying or painful appliances, such as elastics, retainers, etc. You can't eat your favorite foods, they cut your mouth after a while, and hurt when tightened. They are overpriced, and the only advantage is that your teeth are straighter... Until you stop wearing the retainer they give you, which makes you have not straight teeth anymore >:(

Me: Yay I get my braces off today!
Orthodontist: Okay, now you have to wear this retainer all day
Me: God dammit

by FormerWearerOfBraces January 22, 2009

Brande

A beautiful,Caring, sweet, and loving girl. But if you touch her she will fuck you up.

wow! she must be a brande

by bowchickawowwowchickawowwow March 20, 2010

Brace Burn

Brace burn accures when a hot bitch with braces goes down on you and ends up giving your dick an indian burn with her braces.

(Friend) Yo man, why you walkin' funny?

(You) That damn bitch Emily gave me brace burn! It hurts like a son of a bitch!

by MC Reynolds September 6, 2006

Ana and Mia bracelets

Bracelets that are constant reminders of your goal. Ana bracelets and red beaded bracelets worn on the left wrist as a reminder not to eat. Pro-Mia bracelets are worn on the right wrist, they are blue or purple and beaded as well.

Ana: Did you see her bracelet?
Mia: Yea she was totally a supporter.
Ana: Maybe she's a victim.
Mia: Either way, those are ana and mia bracelets.

by Mia Gee December 2, 2013

Brace Yourself

Phrase used when something unbelievable wonderful is about to happen to someone else or even to yourself and without this warning the person's heart might stop -- at least for a moment!"

"Brace yourself, you're about to get the ride of your life!"

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018