boulder creek

a really fucking small, woodsy place in the bay area. contains one mexican restaurant.

man: we just moved to boulder creek here
wife: a scorpion just crawled out of our pile of firewood...
neighbor: that shit happens

by chaptermagic June 24, 2008

boundary crew

popular london underground grime crew based in east..

that boundary crew is grimeeeeeeeeeey...
most recent releases include "hits like us"
they cant make no hits like us, hits like us, hits like us...

by SammySam October 20, 2006

Facebook Blunder

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.

"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"

by Hammermeister September 20, 2011

Poop Boulder

A load of Shit SO BIG you'd think a full grown Human is Crawling out of your anus.

oh yeah, and your Ass Bleeds Buckets.

SHIIIIIT! I can't Fucking Finish this Poop Boulder... I think it's a Hemorroid.

by Perzycorp June 24, 2005

bouncer

a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005

blunderful

adj ~ a wonderful occurrence that is purely a lucky coincidence facilitated or created by a blunder; succeeding because of failure, rather than despite it

Sweetheart, you're the most blunderful thing to ever happen in your mother's and my lives.

by D'Royce O'Coinpurse February 28, 2010

booze bouncer

A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.

Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"

by westfalia January 19, 2010