Blurton

Abnormally small man, however in great physique, he is a fan of pints and action man sized clothing.

He likes to take clive out where ever he goes and enjoys introducing him to virgins no matter how drunk they are.

Blurton "Do you want to go and meet clive in my bed"

Girl "No, I'm a virgin"

Blurton "Do you want to remain one"

Girl "Not any more"

by PintSizedPenis November 25, 2013

Bruton High School

A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.

The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).

Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.

by spaceramen January 1, 2021

bluco

Bluco is a funny, nice and cool person. He likes cats and jojo siwa! He checks his air vent because he is afraid of a child being there. He has nice eyebrows? Whenever u meet bluco make sure to step on him!

Bluco is eating ice cream!

by idk28738272 March 12, 2021

Sharia Bluetooth

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.

The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth

by EggInThisTryinTime June 17, 2018

Blitoris

The male clitorous. A gentleman’s bussy. A clean, almost-fresh bussy.

Hey Greg K., did you hear about Gage’s new man?! Apparently he knows how to work that blitoris!

by ArubaGuy July 28, 2019

bluetooth syndrome

when people wear a bluetooth in public, get mad at the person they are talkin to and it looks like shouting to something random.

hey look! Dillon has bluetooth syndrome!

Dillon: Shut the hell up you motherfucker!(to the person he is talkin to)

by missey January 16, 2008

Bluts

The combination of the words blood and guts, often used to describe roadkill.

Andrew: Dude! I just hit that squirrel and its bluts went all over the road.

by AndrewROCKS April 15, 2008