blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

by block1of4 September 8, 2005

smoked peppermint blumpkin

The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.

To save time before going out, a smoked peppermint blumpkin is the perfect way to multi task.

by joey crizz March 28, 2009

4th Gen Blueprint

The talented self-produced kpop group named Stray Kids. Have amazing choreographies, unique sound of music, honey smooth vocals, hard hitting rap that rides on different types of flows, not to mention their visuals. They're constantly raising the standard for 4th gen boy groups.

"The 4th Gen Blueprint Stray Kids has everyone thinking about them."

by godsmenu June 22, 2020

Blumpkin Shake

(1)While receiving a blumpkin and getting ready to climax, you turn around and release it into the toilet. It is then mixed up and ready for consumption by either party.

(2)Climaxing in ones mouth, then it is spit into the toilet bowl with the fecal matter.

(1) Sherry is a freak! After giving me a blumpkin, she mixed up my jizz and shit and treated herself to a blumpkin shake! it was hot!

(2) Once Marge was done blowing me on the toilet, she made me get up so she could spit it out on my poop. She loves mixing up blumpkin shakes.

by Wagatello June 2, 2010

smoking blueprints

rewarded a big ticket for a ball of wax(shine)
paying a price for inclusive coverage in the cabinet of leadership/fame/ministry.
working your plans with no troubles

Dusty and Dirty in Mudpits smoking blueprints to change their government systems.
Dusty: Hey Dirty, what it do?
Dirty: I'm smoking blueprints baby, how about you?

by @tikifaces_ January 25, 2019

blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

blimpout

When a fat person gets extremely angry, causing them to foam at the mouth, yell, kick scream, and generally make a scene. This can occur in either in the real world or online. Pretty much used as a substitute any time a fat person freaks out, especially if the situation concerns food or the individuals large physical appearance.

"That fat bitch had a world class blimpout when they told her the salad bar wasn't all-you-can-eat!"

by ClamsTheCat June 24, 2008