When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.
"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."
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N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.
Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.
Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.
1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!
2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.
2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.
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Get the Cock Blossom mug.The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
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Get the Cherry Blossom Party mug.when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits
"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."
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Get the blossoming onion mug.IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.
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