blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!
by Q-squiggly November 11, 2010
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Blitz-combo

Blitz-Combo'd: The stage one reaches after consuming alcohol and smoking marijuana. (2)To be High and drunk. (3)On your level and drinking. Most achievable at your local party.
(bro 1)Dude, I was so gone at that party last night.

(bro 2)Ahh yeah man, I was so Blitz-combo'd!
by LunaLunaIV October 26, 2011
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Ballroom Blitz

When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
by TangClock June 29, 2009
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tower blitz

noobgod1234:tds is boring now theres no updates
godnoob4321:try playing tower blitz its fun
by basic noob December 14, 2021
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London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.
I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.
by Stæcei April 23, 2015
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Jizz Blitz

A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.
"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"
by Veggiezombie69 August 14, 2008
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Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.
Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty
by bigmckale October 02, 2009
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