Beam me up Scotty

A phrase originally found in the television series “Star Trek”, but now is used a response to confirm that you are ready for whatever is being asked of you.

Friend 1: You want to take another shot of tequila?

Friend 2: Beam me up Scotty!

by piano March 2, 2018

Blame Fool

Someone who commits a foolish act on purpose for reasons of comedy or simple error.

Look at Mark pissing in the middle of the road- what a blame fool

by Mr Whippy February 3, 2004

Beam Me Up Scotty

The best mixtape to ever exist xx

Have you streamed 'Beam Me Up Scotty' today yet? #Fractions #CrocodileTeethRemix #SeeingGreen

by SzaSzaSza May 26, 2021

jim beam

An evil Kentucky concoction that ought to come with bail money attached to the bottle.

"I got loaded on Jim Beam and ended up in the Harlin County Jail for the weekend."

by serpent July 15, 2004

blamer

Someone who blames everything on something all the time.

"I blame Tom."
"Wow, you're such a blamer!"

by Jockey Strap September 11, 2009

poverty beams

"Poverty Beams" are the glare producing headlights that lower class and/or undereducated persons have created by putting cheap HID retrofit plug and play capsules into older, conventional halogen headlight housings, in a vain, failed attempt make their old, valueless car appear more modern and upscale. The telltale glare of Poverty Beams is like a bat-signal of poorness that alerts anyone within visible range that the owner of said $80 ebay modification doesn't have two nickels to rub together. The bright glare of poverty beams is a failed attempt by the lower class to mimick the bright, white light emitted by projector HID headlights that modern, luxurious cars come from the factory with. The problem that said lower class persons don't understand is that a projector lens is needed in front of the extremely bright light emitted by an HID arc to focus it. Poverty beams result in a tell-tale glare to oncoming drivers because an HID arc scattered by a conventional halogen reflector results in a bright but unfocused beam, and poor quality pattern. Most often seen on $1500 junker police auction crown vics, chevy impalas, old expeditions, and lots of old junk imports like Honda civics. A real projector HID retrofit can be performed to most older cars to update their headlight performance to be on par with modern cars that come standard with projector HID's, but none of the cars you will see Poverty Beams on are ever worth such cost.

Look at the Poverty Beams coming down the road on that vomit comet crown vic. Damn, you know that guy works at Burger King.

by NUTBAGZILLA September 17, 2013

KUMAGORO BEAM

an attack used with a stuffed bunny rabbit

the rabbit is tossed at an amazing speed towards the victim's head while the user shouts, "KUMAGORO BEAM"

I must use the Kumagoro Beam to save us all!

by Pristine December 17, 2004