Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006

Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.

Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.

by Jesus Chrysler June 19, 2010

pancake blaster

when a guys cum explodes everywhere as if pancake batter was exploding

Julie- whats that white stuff on your bed
Chaz- sorry i was watching indian porn and pancake blaster (blastered) everywhere

by yankeelover00 December 29, 2010

tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.

Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.

by Glyph11 February 15, 2014

Marble Blast Gold

Play with your balls in 100 levels consisting of tiles in the sky for no apparent reason. It is available at marbleblast.com you absolute cretin. Also try Marble Blast Ultra, PlatinumQuest, and Marble It Up.

I played Marble Blast Gold yesterday for the first time since 2003.

by TheGreatAutismo224 December 13, 2019

Gay blast

A universal term to express gratitude, sadness, happiness, or pleasure. Commonly used and popularized by Jack Bogner.

"the pros website is under construction"
"Gay blast"

by Kc7aff May 22, 2020