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bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021
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Pussy Bladder

A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.
Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.
by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021
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Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."
by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014
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Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018
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Warehouse bladder

A seeming need to go to the toilet all the time. Typically used as a way to tease an individual.
by Moonbelt December 5, 2020
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Bladder

The thing that holds you pee.
Ally: man I have a small bladder I like gotta go pee alot! Nora: oof I have a huge bladder I go like once a.day
by Bellaire September 19, 2020
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office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
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