I’m Baby

An expression to indicate innocence and helplessness, much like an infant.

“guys you can’t do that, I’m baby”

by _2edgy4u_ May 12, 2019

Baby Oil

Baby Oil is referred to "Cum"

Pornstar: I'm gonna bust a nut
Pornstar 2: Pour that Baby Oil all over me

by ilayD June 13, 2019

Tablet Baby

(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.

You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.

(90% of competitive Fortnite players)

by pharmius February 9, 2021

anal fart baby

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby

you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby

by Hello bby April 12, 2016

Axe Baby

Anyone (child, teen, adult) thoroughly steeped in the culture of AXE body spray. Can be used as an insult when someone is acting overly Bro, suggesting they were deprived of oxygen and instead breathed AXE at birth. Children born to Bro parents automatically qualify whether or not they drink Mountain Dew.

By 2050, the number of Axe Babies in the United States will triple, due to the sexual maturation of the first Bro generation of the early 2000's.

The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.

The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.

Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.

by Purple Sox April 30, 2010

President Baby-Man-Boy

Donald Trump

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!

by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017

welfare baby

A kid born just to keep a mother on welfare

I feel sorry for Joey he's a welfare baby so his mom doesn't have to work

by Alisagirl1990 April 22, 2012