Birthday Immunity

For the full 24 hours of your birthday, you don't have to do any chores around the house or homework. You can also say and do whatever you want without getting into any trouble, as stated by the definition above.

Since today is my birthday, I'm not doing any of my homework and my family has to do my chores for me because I have Birthday Immunity.

by leftrightaround April 10, 2013

birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

by Thefanman August 3, 2015

Birthday titty pic

When you get a free titty pic, soapy or not, because it's your birthday, which means you survived another year which definitely deserves a titty pic

It's my birthday today, that means I get a birthday titty pic
Oh dude for real, here's the titty pic, happy birthday
Sweet

by ButNugget27 December 15, 2020

Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.

Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!

by ImPandastick May 31, 2021

Birthdaycan

A birthdaycan is a member of the birthday party, of which incumbent birthday party nominee Ye West presides. Or a voter who registers as a birthday party vote. Other candidates who represent the party include but are not limited to: Michelle Tidball.

60000 birthdaycans actually voted for Kanye in 2020.

by Cerebrex July 23, 2023

Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

happy birthday monkey

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy

happy birthday monkey

by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020