Bitejob

A bad, toothy blowjob.

Ralph: How did it go with the girl you took back from the bar last night?

Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.

Ralph: Man that's too bad.

by MSUDersh December 27, 2010

do you bite your thumb at us sir

used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.

"do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"yeah, wanna make something of it?"

by a loser March 11, 2004

to bite the pillow

To have unlubricated or painful anal sex (usually referring to gay sex), referring to the face-down-ass-up position of the recipient and the need to bite something to keep quiet.

#1 "So, did you guys do it last night?"

#2 "Yeah, but he had no lube, so I had to bite the pillow"

#1 "Ouch"

by RCAP March 30, 2011

nail biter

suspenseful, keeps you on the edge of your seat

the movie was a real nail biter.

by dr. v January 19, 2004

Test Bite

What you demand someone does after they offer you food to ensure it is safe to eat. An especially good tactic when they did do something to it and they have to waste it.

Dude 1: Yo, you want some of this burger? I didn't do anything to it. *snort snort laugh snort*
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.

by Beanstalker March 25, 2010

take a bite out of grime

To perform analingus.

RW: She wanted me to take a bite out of grime.
RS: What were her exact words?
RW: EAT MY ASS!

by ALotofAlano May 21, 2008

mosquito bites

Breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised area of skin after being bitten by a mosquito).

She's got a small rack, but you've got to admit, those are some cute mosquito bites.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003