bedpan

A shallow, flat-bottomed container used in healthcare settings for patients who cannot easily get out of bed to use a toilet.

The bedpan feels like something that 5-minute crafts would make.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bedanestic

relating to or characteristic of Bedan/ in a way that is Bedan.

I don't like the way this guy talks and laugh, it looks Bedanestic

by Vanilla96 December 13, 2023

Bedman

He’s peak fiction

Bedman is peak fiction.

by IAmTheGoblinLord August 9, 2024

Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.

She was bedding her newly adopted cat.

by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024

Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'

by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019