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Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."
<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?
by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018
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Beard Lovers

Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.
WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.
by EagleH8r November 13, 2011
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Hobo Beard

A bird nest like mess which invades the bottom third of the host's face. The hobo beard is an opportunistic entity often clutched to the cheeks, chin, ears, and upper lip of the host...however, it cannot be contained and therefore has no limits of growth. It closely resembles untamed pubic hair in texture and appearance.
Can you actually SEE Chad's face behind that hobo beard?!
by Giggityy November 22, 2011
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anger beard

A beard grown as a physical manifestation of one's disgust or disappointment with life.
This lousy world doesn't deserve to see my face so I'm growing an anger beard.
by alrazor November 5, 2009
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beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.
-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.
by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010
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Jesus' Beard

1. Pot;weed.
We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.
by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009
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Jam Beard

The master of all pies
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.

A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.
Ryan: Ahh youve eaten 100 pies, You are the real Jam Beard.
by JosephRyan May 16, 2009
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