A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.
Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.
Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.
by danny boy 777 January 03, 2008
WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.
by EagleH8r June 02, 2011
by alrazor November 05, 2009
A bird nest like mess which invades the bottom third of the host's face. The hobo beard is an opportunistic entity often clutched to the cheeks, chin, ears, and upper lip of the host...however, it cannot be contained and therefore has no limits of growth. It closely resembles untamed pubic hair in texture and appearance.
by Giggityy November 23, 2011
An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.
For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.
For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.
-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!
-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!
-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.
-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!
-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.
by Lizz Davis January 09, 2010
The master of all pies
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.
A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.
A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.
by JosephRyan May 16, 2009