Batshit loco

To be completely and utterly fucking crazy. It can be used to describe a noun. Mostly used to emphasize the emotional state of a person.

The teacher didn't completely erase the notes on the chalkboard, which caused obsessive-compulsive Isaac to go batshit loco and turn over his desk.

I don't know what the fuck happened, all of the sudden he went batshit loco and shit on the couch!

by Capt. Win October 19, 2007

Gill Bates

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.

Gill Bates... What a fucker

by James Lowe December 7, 2004

having the bants

Engaging in the age old English tradition of bantering.

1. Fast paced witty exchanges, with tremendous japes had by all

2. General good times with clean fun and joviality

We were all down the pub, having the bants when Pete came over and bought us another round. Great bants!

by Bantersaurus Rex1 December 13, 2010

Bats For Both Teams

they are attratced to both Genders they are bisexual, they bat for both teams not just one

person 1: Do you bat for the other team?
Person 2: No I Bats For Both Teams- Love has no gender

by MissysipyQuen November 25, 2013

batshit crazy

adj. speech or behavior that is over the top, unhinged, self-destructive, or a threat to others.

Condition may be temporary (e.g. "Dad went all batshit crazy on me when he saw the cell phone bill") or prolonged ("Adolph Hitler was a batshit crazy megalomaniac responsible for the deaths of millions in 20th-century Europe.")

see batshit, batshit fucking insane

Did you see what Maureen wrote last week? Girl's been batshit crazy ever since Michael dumped her.

by Jim Wright August 9, 2006

batshit crazy

1. A synonym for Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

by Robert O'Fredreck-Llewellyn March 2, 2008

Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

by Methodology1 January 27, 2010