Baltaring

To smash and dash females

omg!!! Jimmy Is baltaring me just like he dashed on the other girls

by Phatballs1969 January 10, 2019

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

by stikki butter September 23, 2009