Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

by Anna65 February 24, 2009

babooning

When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.

Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.

by Garranimal July 11, 2009

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010

Twatty Baboon

A twatty baboon is the highest and rarest type of mental retardation yet discovered on earth. The only case detected has been discovered in the United States of America, in the city of Tacoma, Washington.

I don't think I have ever seen such a high level of retardation... Robert here is a special case, he is a twatty baboon.

by Belgian Wizard of pure blood December 11, 2022

Angry Baboon

When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.

"Man, I made my bitch into an Angry Baboon last night! She wasn't pleased, so I gave her a Monkey Face to boot!"

by Two Daves and Seabiscuit April 8, 2009

bafoonery

(n) foolishness or nonsense that results from an idiot.

That paper I wrote last night was bafoonery.

by Amanda A January 6, 2008