BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)
"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"
"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
by Wet Schmegmore December 18, 2008
Performed during "Whoopie".
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
ALTERNATE
2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
ALTERNATE
2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears
by Spazmeister February 11, 2005
When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008
by Matey 99 April 07, 2021
Someone who is above you and will always be better than you, He also solos your favorite verse with ease.
Batman is better than yall, he looks better than yall, He got moe bitches than yall, He pull moe bitches that yall, All yall niggas below him
by Batmanmeatrider February 08, 2022
Batman is better than yall, He looks better than yall, Batman pulls mo bitches than yall, He get mo hoes than yall, All of you are below him, Get on his infinite omnipotent high level, cause you not on it
by Batmanmeatrider February 08, 2022