Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.

A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.

by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019

legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017

Washing Basket

Elite weapon for stealing pelvis and kneecaps

Person 1- washing basket?
Person 2- e

by Gena March 8, 2021

Basket Grab

When your husband works hard all day long even though his boss is a dickhead and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Welcome home, Steve. Thank you for working so hard especially since you have to deal with Ken, your dickhead boss all day long. How about I give you a basket grab to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016

crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!

When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!

by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018

Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008