queef basket

A variation of the word fart box but is instead referring to the females vagina.

I'm gonna fuckin punch you in the queef basket you bitch!

by Punctualgrammar March 12, 2016

Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.

Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.

by poserXposer January 18, 2019

crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!

When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!

by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018

Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.

A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.

by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019

Fisherman’s basket

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.

She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017

legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017