Ben barnes

hot

“wow u r soooo ben barnes”

by cgt... December 26, 2021

Ben Barnes

Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.

My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.

Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.

by High on Wolfstar smut November 10, 2021

barn king

A showoff with absolutely no talent whatsoever.

"Yo you dudes see that sick wave I got"?

"Whatever, you don't even know how to surf barn king".

by Barn dog May 24, 2006

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Barn Job

When a guy covers his erect penis in apple sauce and feeds it to a horse with no teeth.

Despite the efforts of his friends trying to make him stay, Steven went off the get another barn job.

by skine November 14, 2004

barnes sandwich

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.

"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"

by E Dickinson July 26, 2006