Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

Whiskey Bareback

When a man dips his penis in whiskey and has vaginal, anal, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom.

Frank whiskey barebacked John last night and he got fucked up.

by Thatgaydouche July 30, 2019

barenaked ladies

The most awesome band EV-AR! Consisting of Steven Page, Ed Robertson, Jim Creeggan, Tyler Stewart, and Kevin Hearn. They are utterly awesome producers of music and if you have not heard anything of theirs other then "One Week" then you are SERIOUSLY missing out. They actually have quite a few albums, all of which are fantastic. I love them obsessively.

Barenaked Ladies concerts are my favorite place to be. Macaroni. Yum.

by warped columbia February 21, 2004

baret

Simian neckwear donned by the famous author of Waldo 54, usually while displaying a reckless disregard for conventionality

With the baret hung around his neck, the man charged around the room in a restless manner until finally, to everyone's surprise, he wordlessly settled into a headstand position against the wall.

by The Monkeys February 22, 2005

Bartagwe

When someone is in your dog named Bart's way.

"Get out of Bartagwe"
"Someone was in Bartagwe today"

by jaydog3104 May 25, 2019

Bareface

Somebody who refuses to wear a mask without a legitimate reason not to.

He came into my shop without a mask, so I turned that bareface away.

by Playahuasca July 22, 2020

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021