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Youth Bandit

A guy who girls date who has no intention of a relationship and just uses them as they stupidly waste their youth. Example is derived from women who foolishly toss away their prime years (20s, early 30s) with guys who will never marry them and then when they wake up and want to date real guys, they are too old to marry or have kids.
"She only wanted to go out with good-looking guys, who all turned out to be youth bandits, now she is a Christmas Cake Girl"
"Instead of dating dudes when she was young and hot, she stupidly pissed away her years with mindless pretty boys who turned out to be youth bandits, and now can look forward to a future of being taken for fucking instead of getting married."
"She could have gotten married to a dude, but allowed the youth bandits to steal her formative years."
by Jay Hobeika October 10, 2009
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Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.
I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.
by Dave F December 11, 2003
mugGet the Ass Banditmug.

Bandit Country

The areas of South Armagh and Fermanagh which, during the period known as the troubles, were in all reality ungovernable by the British Government due to it's proximity to the border with the Republic of Ireland and the general population of the area, most of whom were sympathetic to the provisional IRA. The areas were infamous for sniper attacks, large bombings and cross boarder smuggling. The British media therefore gave it the name "bandit country"
Extract from the BBC - "The dismantling of the base in Crossmaglen is seen as highly symbolic, given the village's place at the heart of what was often referred during the Troubles as 'Bandit Country'."
by TheKnowlege September 10, 2010
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egg bandit

a person who throws eggs at cars and you
by Ally Greig January 15, 2006
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420 Bandit

A member of a brethren of pot smokers. They are almost always seen together and wait patiently for the day of rejoice April 20th

The 420 bandits always have each others backs and when dealing with one you deal with all.
1: Hey man have you seen John today?

2: Yeah, last time i saw him was with the 420 bandits

1: I'll wait the last thing I'll ever do is mess with them
by Doubleinferno March 3, 2011
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disco bandit

Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?
The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
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fanny bandit

word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear.....
Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.

Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'
by TheRiscGroup October 10, 2005
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