Blackwater Bagpipe

When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex

Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe

by hobo traveller August 3, 2022

kentucky bagpipe

when a straw is inserted into a vagina or ass hole and then drank from.

a kentucky bagpipe is pretty fuckin gross.

by blockrader August 24, 2009

rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten

I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me

by JPEB May 22, 2008

bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time

she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.

by tyler March 9, 2005

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

by misfit December 7, 2003

bagpipe

Really annoying fat chick with a voice that can make your head explode. Mostly german.

"I can't stand Sarah and her stupid waffle!"
"Yes, she is such a bagpipe!

by relaxo-i June 26, 2007

bagpipe

To lift and hold someone in your arms upside down and give them oral.

"Last night, Helga picked me up and bagpiped me!"

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003