Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

bagpipe bootyhole

When the act of anal is happening persistantly, the anus starts to gape. When this happens flatulence begins to resemble the sound of the Scottish wind instrument, the bagpipes.

“She opened her buttcheeks and now she gotta bagpipe bootyhole”

by shaynanigann March 17, 2021

Bagpipe

Smoking 2 Cartridges & A Sherlock in the same toke

Look at you, you insane pothead pullin on your bagpipe

by AdrianStock March 12, 2022

Bagpiperz

Someone who smokes crack, aka crackhead or bag-pipers

I know bagpiperz when I see them

by Jacksonachaye September 13, 2025

flaming bagpipe

A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.

The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.

by stokeanator September 4, 2013

Hungarian Bagpipe

The act of blowing air into your partner's vagina and then pulling her lips tight over the opening as the air is expelled in the same manner as a party balloon.

What the hell was that noise a queef?

No it's only Jeff and Lisa in there playing the Hungarian bagpipe

by The Latvian Enigma September 9, 2016

the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.

Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!

by Theoriginalbagpipe February 6, 2017