when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009
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I had a backside ron done on me when my wallet was stolen without me noticing.
When you are doing someone doggy style and you stick it in a bad place un announced.
When you are doing someone doggy style and you stick it in a bad place un announced.
by Johnson Streaker July 21, 2009
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She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.
by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010
Get the Backseat Handshake mug.When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011
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B) Telling your friend how to BBQ while at his home eating his food.
B) Telling your friend how to BBQ while at his home eating his food.
A) Backseat grillin' yo!
B) Sorry man, sometimes I can't help myself from backseat grillin' ya when you're leaving that BBQ open so much.
B) Sorry man, sometimes I can't help myself from backseat grillin' ya when you're leaving that BBQ open so much.
by Tron_Diddly August 11, 2014
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Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.
by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015
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Cory: Matt I thought we were friends!?Why would you go to the supervisor to get me in trouble when the issue could of easily been resolved between us two?!
Matt: I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you!
Cory: Wow you are the definition of a Backstabbing Coward!!
Matt: I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you!
Cory: Wow you are the definition of a Backstabbing Coward!!
by Backflip Guy December 3, 2016
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