baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.

"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"

by ragnarqk_ October 12, 2016

jungle baking

smoking weed in a bathroom while filled up with steam.

"jungle baking is the shit, im so much higher," says pat.

by dj pt January 12, 2009

carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.

@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020

Bracking

means chilling or just hanging out

Person: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Me: Oh you know just bracking

by LilMethHead December 15, 2019

Blacking for gas

Blacking for gas, much like fracking for gas, where large industry apply great pressure to extract the earth's natural resources, "blacking" refers to the black man's attempt to apply great pressure using the sub machine gun to extract his rent money from the cashier

"shit Tyrrell, we ain't paid the rent on this place in two months"........." Bitch be quiet, it's cool am going blacking for gas'

by Beefneckboy November 3, 2016

Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

by insanedockergang April 8, 2011

Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011