Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.

Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo

Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!

by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.

how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.

by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017

Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.

Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.

by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018

DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.

Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019