Jared is being such an asswan.
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A slightly scary kid that runs around halls creeping people out. Socially awkward and doesn't really know how to interact with people but he's learning.
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Get the Assfand mug.This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
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-Damn, where is he? He told us he'd lie down for 15 minutes fucking 3 hours ago.
-Must be the assan effect.
-Must be the assan effect.
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