Asswan

When someone's bing a total dick at anytime

Jared is being such an asswan.

by Chooch da pinko June 10, 2017

Asswank

The moment when someone feels a like an asshole and a wanker at the same time.

John: This guy is a motherfucking prick, bitch ass wanker.
James: Oh so, he's an asswank

by fanfun August 19, 2018

Assanine

When her ass is a nine

"Dude Monica's assanine!"

by Dirtball42069 December 9, 2019

ashvan

A slightly scary kid that runs around halls creeping people out. Socially awkward and doesn't really know how to interact with people but he's learning.

Sam: I don't really know how to talk to people
John: So you're a bit of an Ashvan then?

by Sparklyunicorn2265 June 9, 2020

Assfand

A person that always seems like to farm out of context but really trying to say what he thinking.

Assfand : AYAYA UwU
Assfand: !vanish
Assfand :????????

by VybeWolf May 21, 2021

Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

Assan effect

If shortened, asseffect. When a person in a fit of spontaneous sleepiness decides to step away from the vc for a few minutes to lie down only to wake up 6 hours later (redaction needed).

-Damn, where is he? He told us he'd lie down for 15 minutes fucking 3 hours ago.
-Must be the assan effect.

by ComradeCrab197 August 4, 2023