Asswater

Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.

Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.

by h. chinaski May 15, 2004

assbanter

Assbanter is the bantering with someone you consider to be an ass at the time. It's a form of dialog that may be considered passive aggressive, or argumentative in nature.
It can be an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; or may be be good-natured raillery. It may also be a tolerant form of dialog where each person strives to be the bigger ass.

Assbanter- bantering with an asshole, also known as an ass.

by Wordprofessor February 4, 2010

ass master

ie, the STAIRMASTER. a torcherous device used to make one's ass UNfreakingBELIEVABLY hot+++.

Today I rode the assmaster for an hour and I can feel my ass assilating into teh hotness. My ex boyfriend cried when he saw my sweet, sweet, beautiful ass.

by taterbug2821 November 28, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Asspaste

Crude form of Pâte Âne, which is known in elite circles as a creme cleansing substance to be used with a brush over a bidet. These products are offered by a few jet set mail order companies and often available through the concierge desk at 5 star hotels. A French chef reportedly manufactured the first product for this purpose around 1890, but was unable to market it effectively and folded the company. Interest in such a product returned among upper-class sportsmen in the mid-nineteenth century, and the use of this substance is said to have become popular with the Dundee and Perth Polo Club of Scotland to help minimize swelling. It is now considered a luxury reserved for aristocrats and celebrities.

Guest:
Pardon me concierge, do you have any Colla Asino brand Pâte Âne?
Concierge:
I do apologize sir... to what are you referring? I'm not familiar.
Guest:
Pâte Âne.. you know... Asspaste.
Concierge:
Why yes sir, we have Longhorn brand Anal Pate. Would you also be interested in our brushing service? Our specialist has a spot open in his schedule in an hour.

by confused robot July 16, 2008

assfister

Cpl Gerard

Gerard is an assfister

by 163 line June 29, 2004

bassmaster

What your friends call you when you fuck a chick that looks like a fish. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

Dude, after he did it with Bridget he was the BassMaster!

by Wooz November 11, 2004