As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

by Kooks January 14, 2007

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 15, 2008

As-Salamu Alaykum

is an Arabic language greeting used in both Muslim and Christian cultures. It means "Peace be upon you"

Common saying in Turkey, like hello or good day in america.
When you want to greet someone you say As-Salamu Alaykum.

by Edq January 12, 2007

as a friend

Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophisticated, etc. are instantly relegated to "Friend" status. Men who treat women like shit are "Jerks."

Women love Friends but consider them unfuckable because they are not masculine enough. Women hate Jerks because they are asswipes but fuck them anyway. Thus, every woman in the world fucks Jerks and then complains to her Friend about how badly the Jerk treats her.

Just more proof that women are totally irrational.

by Do I Have To Slap A Bitch?! September 22, 2004

as a friend

1)A verbal slap to the face when someone wants to break up with you.
2) A verbal slap to the face when someone doesn't like you in a sexual way.

1) I think we should just be friends.
2)I like you, but only as a friend.

by The Lionhearted March 29, 2005

as val

A kick ass assault rifle with a built in suppressor and a sexy 900 rpm.

The as Val is the best!

by Cooper the Cantaloupe February 6, 2017

as a friend

NO SEX for you

"I like you as a friend, not sexually but we can still hang out"
"fuck that

by Staislaus May 31, 2004