five armed girlfriend

Your jack off hand basically

I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry

by the unitato September 22, 2013

Biscuit-arsed

A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation

I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down

by theidiot21 October 28, 2020

rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

by Richie December 11, 2003

arsed up

To get annoyed or stressed about something

"He got really arsed up when we took the piss out of his BO"

by J@mes May 2, 2006

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Dark Armed Dragon

the charlie sheen of yugioh cards

me: I summon my dark armed dragon remove my 3 monsters from play and attack for game

opponent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dark armed dragon: duh, winning

me: HOLY *** ON A *** SANDWICH MY CARD CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by foopahfan June 14, 2011

One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008