cock arm

The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.

Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.

by withheld to protect the innocent September 30, 2005

Topanga arms

Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."

Kelly Clarkson has Topanga arms.

by ALotofAlano March 12, 2008

Arm Cardio

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

by YGproductions May 21, 2016

Wife Armed

When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.

The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.

by Hazor_Dral September 20, 2009

Sausage Arms

Someone with large arms that are similar to the look of sausages, similar to cankles but with arms

"Ew! That Alec kid needs to hit the weights, his teeth are yellow AND his arms are fat as shit, he's got some SAUSAGE ARMS!"

by Gordyyyyy November 4, 2013

Norwegian arms

In Norway, close to no-one asks if you can pass them something. Instead norwegians use their Norwegian arms to reach across the table and grab what they want.

He reached over the table with his Norwegian arms.

by NorwegianWithGuns November 22, 2018

Arm Napkin

Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.

Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016