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Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.
Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!
by Mania88 October 11, 2020
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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
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Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.
I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.
by Canadia99 August 26, 2012
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Apollo

Apollo is the greek god of the sun, poetry, and music. His mother is Leto and his Zeus. He was also a gigantic self-loving idiotic asshole who was even worse than his stepmother Hera. Then he went through trials and got better.
Person 1: Dude, he's so mean
Person 2: I know. But he'll learn like Apollo did.
by LazyBrokeWeeb November 20, 2020
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apollo

apollo is one heck of a man. hes funny, flirty, nice, and all around a great guy, but will turn on you in a split second, so watch out. once he finds a new girl to hang out with, he will loose all or most contact with you. keep him close for the time that you both have, because in a second he could be gone. cherish him until you cant anymore.
ex: "apollo just found a new chick to hang out with. looks like im about to be ghosted..."
by Rochelle999 June 24, 2021
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Apollo

Apollo is a definition of a man who likes to involve in a sexual act with other man
Hey look at him he is Apollo
by Logic30111783 January 2, 2022
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Apollo Quiboloy

WARNING: There are biases imminent in this definition, that is only for comedic purposes, so if you are offended, then go to Wikipedia

Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.

He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.

The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.

He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.

He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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