Beard-angst 

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

Beard-angst by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012

posten angst 

That moment of dread and queasiness right before you log into your work email. (For severe cases, particularly on Mondays at 9:00 am, Uber Posten Angst.)

Sam, passing by Deb's desk: "What's wrong, Deb? You look kind of dazed and bummed out."

Deb, staring at computer screen and sighing: "Posten Angst. You know."

Sam: "Egh. Do I ever."

posten angst by Fancy Rae May 8, 2014

Uber Angst 

When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.

That last trip to the airport brought on the worst case of Uber angst I've ever had.

Uber Angst by RockTheMike August 17, 2015

teenage angst 

milan patel

Milan Patel is the epitome of teenage angst!

teenage angst by piggybutt November 10, 2018

Teen angst 

Woe-is-me syndrome

Teenagers who think they have it rough also associated with playing the woe-is-me card aka teen angst

Teen angst by Irvineisconfined September 7, 2021

Period Angst 

The stress you feel on your period not pre-period. The "PMS" without the "P" part. Inspired by a combination of showing teenage angst symptoms whilst on your period but no longer being a teenager.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout, I am just feeling a lot of period angst right now.

Period Angst by G-snaps January 21, 2022

goy angst 

a feeling of deep anxiety or dread caused one or more of the following: overwhelming credit card debt, poor life decisions, inability to maintain independence, poor diet consisting of mostly goy slop resulting in poor health and obesity, lack of activity beyond netflix binges, and other typical gentile behaviors.
while everyone is susceptible to experiencing angst over any of these situations, this type of angst is goy angst when a gentile blames all these personal issues on the jewish population and insists that all jews are conspiring against the goyim to enforce a new world order of feudalism. holocaust denial is also a common sign of goy angst.

dante's hatred for the jews is just goy angst: he's broke, lives with his parents, diabetic, has no health insurance, and spends the majority of his time watching netflix while eating bacon cheeseburgers and drinking coors light

goy angst by steg0saur March 7, 2023