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André

André is the coolest, quirkiest, funniest dude you can meet. An André usually has brown hair and eyes. He also most probably has a strange addiction to yoghurt, frogs and smoking matches. You're lucky if you have an André as your friend.
"Oh there is no yoghurt?"
"Nope André's been here"

#matches #healthylife #sike
by Pbjellytimeochhistorian December 13, 2016
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André

André is known for being an extremely handsome guy. He is desired by both men and women and often does his shopping at Auchan Hipermercados. Everyone recognizes that André is one of the best FIFA pro players of all time. This person is very attractive and it was made on a shipwreck back in New Orleans.
André can sometimes be called Flor, Sol or just Sunflower.
Afonso1: OMG! André is so beautiful!
Girl1: André is a gorgeous human being! I wanna be his girlfriend !

EA Sports Manager: What a great player he is !
by slavesofwrath345 November 22, 2021
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André

André is a guy that doesnt give a shit about anything. He is just on another planet all the time. He is really awkward and im pretty sure he doesnt know how he got here. Also he puts milk before the cereal so he could just be a psicopath.

Ps: but if you wanna hang out with him, hes all for it. He probably dong know where hes going but hes going with you.
Yo that guy's name is probably André.
He just crossed the street without looking both ways.

As in portuguese we say: "Esse gajo ta bue atoa ya"
by TitoKnowsManyWords November 22, 2021
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André-Sébastien

They: hey, what's your name ?

André Sébastien: hey I'm André-Sébastien. What about you ?

They: wow that's a long name
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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André

That guy that kinda smells like stale bologna. He drives around in a taxi blasting elevator music.
Have you seen that guy André?? I heard he picks up all the ladies in a taxi!!
by Barneyandfriends94 October 3, 2020
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André

André is a guy highly motivated he can be good at anything if he wants.
André is a ultra focused person that likes to be a try-hard at almost everything.
He's not the most beautifull but is a pacient and smart guy.
André is a guy open to changes.
Carla: Whos that guy there almost killing himself running?
Jessica: Probably André
by That stupidass guy November 22, 2021
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André

a very sexy guy who is wanted by everyone but only a few lucky ones can have him.
That André is such a hottie!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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