bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

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Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

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Bald Bull

The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.

"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

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bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.

I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.

by buffalohides January 2, 2014

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A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020

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