hoe and a half

When a person is a hoe but they're not hoey enough to be two hoes therefore they become a hoe and a half

WOW! he's really acting like a hoe and a half!

by yo its gabba gabba March 19, 2018

half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

by GDOGG November 02, 2003

half a virgin

when you’ve done everything besides actual sex

friend: so me and Alex hooked up last night

me: OMG does that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?
friend: i’m half a virgin, his dick didn’t go in

by marina_ August 20, 2019

half-cocked

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.

The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.

by moniker19 October 09, 2008

half apps

An abbreviation for "Half Appetizers" at the restaurant Applebees. Served after 9pm on weekdays and 10 pm on weekends.

"Hey Alex are you free tonight?"
"Yeah why what do you want to do?"
"Want to go out to half apps?"

"Sure that's great"

by A. Bambee April 05, 2016

Half-asser

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could

I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'

by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016

tune and a half

really good song, beyond a tune/more than a tune.

The Beatles Hey Jude is a tune and a half!

by Walrus Sleeping February 28, 2011