Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
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Pre-emptive acknowledgement of something that may or may not have been agreed.
1> Used in an attempt to pre-empt further discussion by assuming agreement.
2> Used to reinforce agreement when it is mutually assumed.
3> Used as a greeting to imply the discussion or meeting occurance was previously agreed upon.
1> Used in an attempt to pre-empt further discussion by assuming agreement.
2> Used to reinforce agreement when it is mutually assumed.
3> Used as a greeting to imply the discussion or meeting occurance was previously agreed upon.
1> "Meet at Westbahnhof as agreed" - When you are at Westbahnhof and want your friends to come without discussion.
2> "So should I come around to your house as agreed?"
"Yeah man, as agreed!"
3> "As agreed bro, how have you been?"
2> "So should I come around to your house as agreed?"
"Yeah man, as agreed!"
3> "As agreed bro, how have you been?"
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Note: Don't be alarmed if anything gets broken in the process, it's normal.
Note: Don't be alarmed if anything gets broken in the process, it's normal.
"Akim Get Over Here Now I Need An aggression fuck!"
"Last night in my aggression fuck with michele we broke all the chairs in mine and my neighbors house"
"Last night in my aggression fuck with michele we broke all the chairs in mine and my neighbors house"
by Screaming Alpha April 15, 2005
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John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.
Jill: Yep.
John: But why?
Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
Jill: Yep.
John: But why?
Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
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Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.
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