Alan 

Alternative name for cigarette developed by a group of friends at the Big Chill. Originally put in place to replace the word Haine.

Mate you fancy an Alan?

Yeah sure, can you set me a light for my Alan..

Alan by Gilbo1 August 15, 2010

alan 

the world's best person, now one can be as best as him

alan the pro

alan by panda911lol June 1, 2017

alan 

someone gay

alan is rlly gay

alan by butt fcker August 21, 2016

alan 

alan is super gay has no penis and is in relationship with kevin

alan is gay and has no dick

alan by fsgbjdnfgmlfdzmxkvlx/bjk;ngb g February 6, 2018

Alan 

Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.

Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.

Alan by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019

Alan 

This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool

Bill: Are you Alan?
Alan: Yes
Bill: You are automatically cool

Alan by anonymous October 21, 2020

Alan 

Alan is a fat bitch he thinks he dresses good but doesn’t. He sucks one of his friends off usually at all times. HE IS VERY FAT. HE GETS NO GIRLS AT ALL and he will most likely have a small penis

Hi Alan give me all of your fatness baby

Alan by Jorgeeeeeee October 21, 2019